It almost happened again with lunch.
I gotta be more careful.
7.29.2010
Day 10: Lunch
I made a sandwhich for breakfast and in my half-awake stuper, forgot the picture.
It almost happened again with lunch.
I gotta be more careful.
It almost happened again with lunch.
I gotta be more careful.
Day 9: Dinner
There is nothing better or unhealthier than a Chinese buffet.
I was good though, the only thing fried was the shrimp and I only had two.
Also, I only had one serving, which was very hard to do.
I was good though, the only thing fried was the shrimp and I only had two.
Also, I only had one serving, which was very hard to do.
Day 9: Lunch
I been drinking Instant Breakfast in the mornings, but eating at lunch.
When Subway looks like this, it's no wonder Jared lost weight.
When Subway looks like this, it's no wonder Jared lost weight.
7.27.2010
Day 8: Dinner
I made some of my enchilladas for dinner tonight.
Instead of chicken and corn tortillas I used turkey and white corn tortillas.
By George were they wonderful!
Total Meal:
700 calories (estimated)
Instead of chicken and corn tortillas I used turkey and white corn tortillas.
By George were they wonderful!
Total Meal:
700 calories (estimated)
Day 8: Lunch
Chipotle!
My god do I love this place.
Chicken burrito bowl with corn salsa and cheese.
It was fan-damn-tastic!
Total Meal:
600 calories
20 grams of fat
My god do I love this place.
Chicken burrito bowl with corn salsa and cheese.
It was fan-damn-tastic!
Total Meal:
600 calories
20 grams of fat
7.26.2010
Day 7: Dinner
It was nice to have good food as opposed to the shit I had for lunch.
Sweet Tomatoes got me there.
Salad and a chili baked potato.
Yummy!
Total Meal:
700 calories
Sweet Tomatoes got me there.
Salad and a chili baked potato.
Yummy!
Total Meal:
700 calories
Day 7: Lunch
Subway salads suck!
What a pile of shit!
Warm chicken, shreded lettuce and banana peppers.
I miss Taco Bueno.
Total Meal:
350 calories
6 grams of fat
What a pile of shit!
Warm chicken, shreded lettuce and banana peppers.
I miss Taco Bueno.
Total Meal:
350 calories
6 grams of fat
Day 7: Breakfast
It was real boring today.
Just a bowl of cereal and a glass of milk.
What can you do?
It's better than ravioli...
Total Meal:
185 calories
7.5 grams of fat
Just a bowl of cereal and a glass of milk.
What can you do?
It's better than ravioli...
Total Meal:
185 calories
7.5 grams of fat
7.25.2010
Day 6: Dinner
It was a repeat of last night, Turkey burgers again, but no cheese in the middle this time to ruin it. Plus I had two pickles okra.
I did have a regular straight up high frutose coke and it was wonderful.
Sweeeeeet Cocaine... I mean Coca-cola.
Total Meal:
605 calories (estimated)
I did have a regular straight up high frutose coke and it was wonderful.
Sweeeeeet Cocaine... I mean Coca-cola.
Total Meal:
605 calories (estimated)
Day 6: Breakfast
Taco Cabana! Holy shit, it was nice to eat crap food, even if it is on the more non-crap variety.
Out of excitment, I didn't take a picture.
Here's my trash:
Total Meal:
I'm guessing 250 calories? (500 calories... AMBER!)
They don't list their nutritional values. Bastards.
Out of excitment, I didn't take a picture.
Here's my trash:
Total Meal:
I'm guessing 250 calories? (500 calories... AMBER!)
They don't list their nutritional values. Bastards.
7.24.2010
Day 5: Dinner
On the weekends I tend to overindulge, but on the weekends I work...
I missed lunch but made turkey burgers for dinner.
Accompanied by a Boyland's, how could you go wrong.
Oh that's right, if you attempt something like putting the cheese in the middle which only drys the meat out and cooks out anyway.
Oh well, you live and learn.
Total Meal:
600 calories (estimated)
I missed lunch but made turkey burgers for dinner.
Accompanied by a Boyland's, how could you go wrong.
Oh that's right, if you attempt something like putting the cheese in the middle which only drys the meat out and cooks out anyway.
Oh well, you live and learn.
Total Meal:
600 calories (estimated)
Day 5: Breakfast
I cooked me up some scrambled eggs this morning.
Yes Suri (Cruise), they were deeeelish!
Had me some of that thar O.J. as well.
Real tasty.
Total meal:
300 calories
25 grams of fat.
Yes Suri (Cruise), they were deeeelish!
Had me some of that thar O.J. as well.
Real tasty.
Total meal:
300 calories
25 grams of fat.
7.23.2010
Day 4: Finale
Fans-
It was a good day!
I'm pretty sure that I had no High Frutose Corn Syrup.
This evening, I did eat 5 Peanut Butter M&M's, but who's judging... WHO?
The weekend is always the hardest time for me.
It's so easy to just go eat shit, but I mustn't.
Just like quitting smoking; if you slip a little, you're all the way back in.
Wish me luck!
Love-
Andy.
It was a good day!
I'm pretty sure that I had no High Frutose Corn Syrup.
This evening, I did eat 5 Peanut Butter M&M's, but who's judging... WHO?
The weekend is always the hardest time for me.
It's so easy to just go eat shit, but I mustn't.
Just like quitting smoking; if you slip a little, you're all the way back in.
Wish me luck!
Love-
Andy.
Day 4: Dinner
I made chicken parmesan from scratch.
Not completely, I mean I didn't make the noodles. However I did all the work on the chicken and I opened the jar of sauce all by myself.
Total Meal:
600 calories (estimated)
*No HFCS.
Not completely, I mean I didn't make the noodles. However I did all the work on the chicken and I opened the jar of sauce all by myself.
Total Meal:
600 calories (estimated)
*No HFCS.
Day 4: Lunch
I got to come home for lunch today and decided it was about time for some good ol' fashion tuna salad.
One egg, mayo, mustard, tuna and a small pickle.
I was so hungry I ate it straight outta the bowl.
It's been years and it wad fan-fucking-tastic!
Total Meal:
381calories
16 grams of fat.
*No HFCS (I may make it the whole day...)
One egg, mayo, mustard, tuna and a small pickle.
I was so hungry I ate it straight outta the bowl.
It's been years and it wad fan-fucking-tastic!
Total Meal:
381calories
16 grams of fat.
*No HFCS (I may make it the whole day...)
Day 4: Breakfast
I'm still trying to get rid of the egg stink still, so none for me today.
Just a bowl of Honey Nut Chex and a glass of orange juice.
Total Meal:
495 calories
7.5 grams of fat
*No HFCS
I stole that glass from an Embassy Suites in Ft. Worth. Tee-Hee...
Just a bowl of Honey Nut Chex and a glass of orange juice.
Total Meal:
495 calories
7.5 grams of fat
*No HFCS
I stole that glass from an Embassy Suites in Ft. Worth. Tee-Hee...
7.22.2010
Day 3: Finale
Fans-
The lack of sugar and caffine have taken their toll on me.
I've been tired since about 730pm.
The pillow top mattress and memory foam pillow are calling my name.
Love-
Andy.
The lack of sugar and caffine have taken their toll on me.
I've been tired since about 730pm.
The pillow top mattress and memory foam pillow are calling my name.
Love-
Andy.
Day 3: Dinner
Amber-Jean brought some left overs for dinner.
BBQ pork on a wheat bun with a Boylan Cane Cola.
It was fantastic to say the least!
Out of a mix of excitement and starvation, I dug in before I could take a picture.
I'm surprised the bowl and fork are still there.
Total Meal:
610 calories (estimated)
*No HFCS
BBQ pork on a wheat bun with a Boylan Cane Cola.
It was fantastic to say the least!
Out of a mix of excitement and starvation, I dug in before I could take a picture.
I'm surprised the bowl and fork are still there.
Total Meal:
610 calories (estimated)
*No HFCS
Day 3: Lunch
Flashbacks of yesterday's lunch.
My cheap ass just ate what I didn't finish from yesterday.
Plus the chips this time and a cup of water.
Water... Who needs it?
It was tasty all the same though.
Total Meal:
570 calories
26 grams of fat.
*No HFCS!
My cheap ass just ate what I didn't finish from yesterday.
Plus the chips this time and a cup of water.
Water... Who needs it?
It was tasty all the same though.
Total Meal:
570 calories
26 grams of fat.
*No HFCS!
Refresco!
Mexico:
You may not be able to drink the water, but the Coke is just dandy!
For some reason Americans are not allowed to have Coke made without High Fructose Corn Syrup, the only way is to pay the imported price.
It's a mystery to me as to why, but that's how it is.
Caffeine... Where would I be without you?
150 Calories in 355ml (whatever that means...)
Click the picture for a link to an interesting new variety Coke has out.
You may not be able to drink the water, but the Coke is just dandy!
For some reason Americans are not allowed to have Coke made without High Fructose Corn Syrup, the only way is to pay the imported price.
It's a mystery to me as to why, but that's how it is.
Caffeine... Where would I be without you?
150 Calories in 355ml (whatever that means...)
Click the picture for a link to an interesting new variety Coke has out.
Day 3: Breakfast
Wanting not to stuff myself full, I went with the ol' two hard boiled eggs and a Shrek glass of orange juice.
On a somewhat related note; my shit smells like eggs...
On a somewhat related note; my shit smells like eggs...
Total Meal:
259 calories
9 grams of fat.
*No HFCS.
259 calories
9 grams of fat.
*No HFCS.
7.21.2010
Day 2: Finale
Fans-
1900 calories... More than I'm 'supposed' to have, but still less than I used to take in.
Getting rid of all the daily snacks and the second dinner helps, I'm sure.
Tomorrow is another day, we will see what the morning brings.
I'm looking forward to Chicken Parisian tomorrow for dinner.
Love-
Andy.
1900 calories... More than I'm 'supposed' to have, but still less than I used to take in.
Getting rid of all the daily snacks and the second dinner helps, I'm sure.
Tomorrow is another day, we will see what the morning brings.
I'm looking forward to Chicken Parisian tomorrow for dinner.
Love-
Andy.
Day 2: Dinner
My cousin, Mimsy, was in town so my sister-in-law offered up some delicious spaghetti, side salad and Mom's garlic bread.
It took some hard core willpower but I made it through another day.
Total Meal:
800 calories (estimated)
*HFCS. Coke... Boo...
It took some hard core willpower but I made it through another day.
Total Meal:
800 calories (estimated)
*HFCS. Coke... Boo...
Day 2: Lunch
I got to have a lunch date today, which was a lovely surprise.
Panera Bread Co. was the spot and Cuban Chicken was the sandwich.
I forgot they put those nasty ass sweet pickles on the sandwich.
What's with sweet pickles, they taste like unicorn shit.
Anyway...
I didn't eat the chips and could only eat half the sandwich.
But I am stuffed.
How long until dinner?
Total Meal:
485 calories
36 grams of fat
*HFCS.
Panera Bread Co. was the spot and Cuban Chicken was the sandwich.
I forgot they put those nasty ass sweet pickles on the sandwich.
What's with sweet pickles, they taste like unicorn shit.
Anyway...
I didn't eat the chips and could only eat half the sandwich.
But I am stuffed.
How long until dinner?
Total Meal:
485 calories
36 grams of fat
*HFCS.
Day 2: Breakfast
Had a well balanced meal this morning, now that I know what that means...
All this time I was eating while standing on a 2x4. Who knew, I was wrong.
This morning started off with two hard boiled eggs, a bowl of honey-something chex and a glass of orange juice.
I feel full and it seems this'll last me until lunch.
Now I am fighting the urge to smoke and would kill for a Coke, not a soda or a pop but a COKE!
Any way, this breakfast beats the hell outta mini ravioli and a coke...
Total Meal:
435 calories
16.5 grams of fat
*No HFCS!
All this time I was eating while standing on a 2x4. Who knew, I was wrong.
This morning started off with two hard boiled eggs, a bowl of honey-something chex and a glass of orange juice.
I feel full and it seems this'll last me until lunch.
Now I am fighting the urge to smoke and would kill for a Coke, not a soda or a pop but a COKE!
Any way, this breakfast beats the hell outta mini ravioli and a coke...
Total Meal:
435 calories
16.5 grams of fat
*No HFCS!
7.20.2010
Day 1: Finale
Fans-
I hit about 1300 calories today, including drinks.
No shitty snacks that I love so much today, just the food I am 'supposed' to eat.
This is a huge accomplishment considering the estimated 4000+ calories* I usually take in.
I feel good about this and hope I can keep it up.
Thanks to everyone for all the support.
It looks like this fun loving celebrity will be around for a long time to come.
Love-
Andy.
*This is on a good day too. Jeez...
I hit about 1300 calories today, including drinks.
No shitty snacks that I love so much today, just the food I am 'supposed' to eat.
This is a huge accomplishment considering the estimated 4000+ calories* I usually take in.
I feel good about this and hope I can keep it up.
Thanks to everyone for all the support.
It looks like this fun loving celebrity will be around for a long time to come.
Love-
Andy.
*This is on a good day too. Jeez...
Day 1: Dinner
Dinner at home tonight.
Chicken in wine sauce with broccoli and cheese and a Boylan Cane Cola.
It was delicious!
I have to give a special thanks to Amber who helped (made it all) make a wonderful meal.
I love you Nuni.
Total Meal:
350 Calories (estimated)
*No HFCS
Chicken in wine sauce with broccoli and cheese and a Boylan Cane Cola.
It was delicious!
I have to give a special thanks to Amber who helped (made it all) make a wonderful meal.
I love you Nuni.
Total Meal:
350 Calories (estimated)
*No HFCS
Day 1: Lunch
Chipotle seemed like the way to go to fill me up.
Unfortunately, the burrito bowl with cheese, sour cream and guacamole would surely be a no-no, so I opted for a salad.
The most discouraging part was that the dressing had more crap in it than most anything else.
What the fuck?!
Who eats a salad for fun?!
If I wanted that much fat and calories I would have ordered double cheese.
Oh well, the salad was good enough and I am full.
Unfortunately, the burrito bowl with cheese, sour cream and guacamole would surely be a no-no, so I opted for a salad.
The most discouraging part was that the dressing had more crap in it than most anything else.
What the fuck?!
Who eats a salad for fun?!
If I wanted that much fat and calories I would have ordered double cheese.
Oh well, the salad was good enough and I am full.
Total Meal:
540 Calories
9 grams of fat
*HFCS (Thanks Coke!)
Day 1: Breakfast
Nothing says well balanced meal like mini ravioli and a coke.
I know it sounds bad, but it beats McDonald's... Right?
Total Meal:
290 Calories
5g of fat
*HFCS
I know it sounds bad, but it beats McDonald's... Right?
Total Meal:
290 Calories
5g of fat
*HFCS
I am fat....
Loyal Fans-
During high school I was bulimic, I didn't know this at the time... Rather, I did not know that others were on to this brilliant plan.
That's right, I thought I had invented bulimia.
I stopped, but now I am fat (obese actually, according to doctors) and ordinarily I would shake it off as their own opinion, however I get winded going up three stairs, so I have to take what they say seriously.
And now that I know that bulimia is an eating disorder, it would be quite ridiculous for me to vomit on a daily/hourly basis... Right?
I guess so, therefore I have decided to take on the daunting task of losing weight the old fashion way, har... har... hard work.
It sounds terrible, but what choice do I have... Death? No, that won't work... Then who would you admire and love? Chris? I think not.
Hard work it is then. Dammit!
Now then; I don't expect anyone to follow this blog, it is mainly for myself but I can guarantee it will be good for a laugh and hopefully you can follow along as your favorite celebrity wastes away.
Enjoy and I look forward to no longer having breasts.
Love-
Andy.
During high school I was bulimic, I didn't know this at the time... Rather, I did not know that others were on to this brilliant plan.
That's right, I thought I had invented bulimia.
I stopped, but now I am fat (obese actually, according to doctors) and ordinarily I would shake it off as their own opinion, however I get winded going up three stairs, so I have to take what they say seriously.
And now that I know that bulimia is an eating disorder, it would be quite ridiculous for me to vomit on a daily/hourly basis... Right?
I guess so, therefore I have decided to take on the daunting task of losing weight the old fashion way, har... har... hard work.
It sounds terrible, but what choice do I have... Death? No, that won't work... Then who would you admire and love? Chris? I think not.
Hard work it is then. Dammit!
Now then; I don't expect anyone to follow this blog, it is mainly for myself but I can guarantee it will be good for a laugh and hopefully you can follow along as your favorite celebrity wastes away.
Enjoy and I look forward to no longer having breasts.
Love-
Andy.
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