Loyal Fans-
During high school I was bulimic, I didn't know this at the time... Rather, I did not know that others were on to this brilliant plan.
That's right, I thought I had invented bulimia.
I stopped, but now I am fat (obese actually, according to doctors) and ordinarily I would shake it off as their own opinion, however I get winded going up three stairs, so I have to take what they say seriously.
And now that I know that bulimia is an eating disorder, it would be quite ridiculous for me to vomit on a daily/hourly basis... Right?
I guess so, therefore I have decided to take on the daunting task of losing weight the old fashion way, har... har... hard work.
It sounds terrible, but what choice do I have... Death? No, that won't work... Then who would you admire and love? Chris? I think not.
Hard work it is then. Dammit!
Now then; I don't expect anyone to follow this blog, it is mainly for myself but I can guarantee it will be good for a laugh and hopefully you can follow along as your favorite celebrity wastes away.
Enjoy and I look forward to no longer having breasts.
Love-
Andy.
Good luck Nuni! I'll be here with you every step of the way. (Remember that when you come on here to curse at me for walking too fast.) :) I love you!
ReplyDeleteThanks Nuni! With your help, there is no way I can fail.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I only curse at you when you are far enough away... ;)
I love you too, you are the best.
Best of luck, Andy! You can do it! Getting started is hard, but it will pick up momentum. I started using www.livestrong.com to track food and exercise. It helped me to get used to what an actual portion is and what calories I actually consume. Hang in there, okay!
ReplyDeleteLaura
Thanks Laura!
ReplyDeleteI am trying hard to stick to it this time.
Last January I turned 30 and topped out my weight at about 245lbs.
It's a far cry from the 180lbs. I used to be and even then, according to experts, I was over weight... Who knew.
Thanks again for the support.
-Andy.